If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
England and America are two countries separated by a common language.
The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.
Every English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend or break them.
Here will be an old abusing of God's patience and the king's English.